A Comprehensive Analysis of the Enemy

So, what did I learn? Well, my opinions can be understood pretty well by the ending scene:

Yellow: "What is this? A Playstation Two controller?"
Jabba: (Picking up a NES cart) "A megaman game?"
*Pause*
Jabba: "What does this all mean?"
Yellow: "Find out next time on.."
Both: "GAME LIFE!"

Note: There was no second version. Jabba the Hutt used his lucrative earnings from this show on Liposuction. Yellow Shirt finally got himself a haircut that made him look older than 6. Both of them finally could afford big boy games so they stopped playing Puyo Pop fever. Now, they both work in Las Vegas, holding onto the dregs of what used to be the wonderful GameLife franchise, once snorting powdered cocaine off Hooker's asses, now kicking back and reminiscing as they clean toilets in "The Pyramid Casino". Yellow shirt likes to watch people pee, and was once sent to court for "Helping" someone pee.

And I learned one thing: Absolutely nothing. If I see these kids, I will slug them in the face for wasting about an hour of my time. I will do it with pleasure, then steal their GameLife money and make a video of my own called "TrashLive", where I basically get drunk and smash Gamecubes. Oh, and explain what the hell was going on with that Megaman game.

Oh, by the way, the ratings:
Meteos ... 9.0
Puyo Pop Fever... 8.0
Shadow of the Ninja .. 8.5
Wario Ware Touched .. 8.5
Wario Ware Twisted .. 9.5
WaveBird Controller .. Recommended
Super Mario Brothers 2 ... 6.5
Polarium .. 7.5

Because god forbid a Nintendo game get lower than a 5. Oh, and I think I just figured out it was all a prank. I mean ,at the end, there is literally a video of Jabba the Hutt laughing his ass off. I think I was bamboozled:



Shit.

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