A Comprehensive Analysis of the Enemy

It finally kicks into overdrive when Yellow Shirt decides to do a Wireless controller review for the Gamecube. Yes, there is a Macworld magazine in the background, if my eyes don't fail me:

Which explains why they're so enamored with the game. While playing the "Underwater" theme from Mario 64, he explains that if you "Press a button and the receiver gets it". Lo and behold, Wireless technology hits a handheld. This seems to amaze them, yet not two seconds ago Jabba glanced over the Wireless mode of whatever game he was reviewing. Yellow Shirt proceeds to talk about how it has "16 Channels", which basically means it kicks those 15 Channel Sony fan's asses. More quotes:

"It has no rumble, which is a good condensation."
(Shaking it) "It's sturdy"
"It's $10 less than Playstation's officially wireless controller"
"I recommend this. The Nintendo Wavebird." (Holding it up) "Officially Licensed"


Then an Adobe Premiere thing pops up:


Ooh, exciting. Guess what? It's "Super Mario Brothers Two... or Doki Doki Panic as it was known in Japan.. at that time" with a big, George W. Bush patented "I just said something smart" grin. Jabba the Hutt is again on my screen as he reminds us all of how it felt like as a kid to watch that other kid play games not be allowed to play yourself. And, he reminds us, while telling us the story "You don't care, so I'll just play the game". Heh. You know, G4 really should pick up these guys, they really know what us gamers watch. But regardless, I will divert from getting on this, because apparently Jabba has balls to say it sucks, even though you can see his brain conflicting with his love of Nintendo versus "THE ONE UP SOUND ISN'T EVEN THERE".


The final review by Yellow Shirt is of Polarium, ANOTHER DS GAME. Finally, we reach the end. Too bad not only I, but Yellow is so tired, he doesn't even bother showing the screen on the camera, he just sits there, plays the game, and runs his mouth. I had no idea what was going on. At this point, I was 37 minutes into this POS, I was tired of hearing geeky comments, and I was definately tired of hearing the word "Nintendo".

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