Comments on the Doom Movie Trailer

Runner up for dipshit face of the movie (TM). As well, we get a shot of the possible love interest for the Tom Cruise wannabe, which makes the movie suspiciously less Doom-like.


The Logo: Probably the only thing you'll see in the movie genuinely from the Video Games.


Last Comment: Universal Studios could figure out that your typical UAC soldier needed a flashlight on his gun, WHY NOT THE ORIGINAL DEVELOPERS OF DOOM 3???????????? Man, when Universal Studios is smarter than John Romero, hell has officially frozen over.



As for my closing comments, I'd like to say this. This trailer reminds me of exactly the same stuff we saw with the Tomb Raider trailer, except this is more of a ripoff of movies like SWAT than movies like "Legally Blonde". But they both share one common factor:

They dissapoint me.

(PS: For those of you who saw this article originally, in the furrie commentary, I actually typed "nude" instead of fat. This has nothing to do with what I was watching on TV when I was typing this article. At all.)

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