Comments on the Doom Movie Trailer

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And here's our group of trademark dipshits! From just looking at this picture, I can see the following stereotypes:
- The Strong "The Rock" type character
- The older, wise man
- The Black guy, who will probably crack some jokes (TM)
- The suave wannabe Brad Pitt for the ladies.
- The Asian who dies early in the movie, or similarly is ignored (TM)
- The extra guys you can barely see, who do basically nothing but act as fodder for the demons.


If the NAACP is looking for something to bitch about nowadays, I think they should jump on these White-Man-Meets-Black-Man comedies, or action movies featuring comical black people who singularly make up for the movie's shittiness. Who knows...


Of course, there's also the Brad Pitt wannabe, complete with short frazzled haircut, lack of a shave, and gruff but clever demeanor. Like any other action movie, this guy's supposed to cater to the girls- but what girl would willingly go to Doom? Come on people, that's like taking a girl to a porno theater.

As a sidenote, if any of you dipshits take a girl to Doom as a date, you either have a really cool girl, or you got shortchanged at the brains counter. More like you went up to the brains counter, threw your money on the ground, pissed all over it, and ran off saying "DHARMA AND GREG IS THE GREATEST SHOW EVER!".


As well, the UAC logo looks like the AOL logo. If this isn't an obvious sign that AOL is the devil, try using their "High Speed".


This picture is a little stereotypically shitty, but it's the dipshit crew, suspiciously missing some characters (WOW I WONDER WHERE THEY WENT) going through a sewer. Screw the fact that Mars has no water on the surface, water should be so scarce there that they can't afford millions of gallons of water in, and the fact that there's no sewers in Doom, but.... yeah.

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