Comments on the Doom Movie Trailer

Well, all of you by now should have seen the Doom Movie available on every-freaking-site-on-the-d***-internet. Basically, it shows how a decent game license can be taken, run into the ground, raped in a back alley, and then rehashed to the general public.

Or was that Tomb Raider?

In any case, it's out there, even in freaking-huge-HD versions for you 720p rich boys. In any case, I decided to give you my opinions on the movie. To implement this, I will include pictures of the trailer, with my comments. Keep in mind that these are resized, as the HD version is actually as big as my 1280x1024 monitor, EG: Not web friendly.


Throught the whole trailer, it has these little dips*** scenes reminiscint of the endless time I spent fagging around with the PDA from Doom 3. Meaning? Useless crap that some Community College dropout was hired to make to suppliment showing The Rock's face on screen, which we all know burns pixels like Courtney Love burns the Marijuana.


Yes, it shows approximately 10 seconds of the whole start of the movie, where people in the UAC.... inject people making them demons? Oooooooooooookay. According to the reference that is Doom 3, they FOUND the demons. But, then again, they're s***ting over this movie licence, so this is to be expected.


A fat geeky sci-fi nerd dies in this movie, which might be reason enough to buy it. I might buy this movie on DVD when and if it comes out, simply to photoshop Ren Faire or a Furry hat on this guy and repeatedly watch him being gangraped by demons. I just hate furries...

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