Comments on the Silent Hill Movie Trailer

Dun dunnnnnnn


And she calls her husband. Apparently, the creators of the movies NEVER PLAYED THE GAME, because they have already broken the rule of Silent Hill: No outside contacts. And her husband looks like he should be playing in some sort of action/military/espionage Tom Clancy movie where he does that exact thing but he goes "BUT WE CAN't NUKE THE KOREANS" and then all of a sudden it has a scene where Korea's getting turned into one big lake of MMORPGs and Kim Jong Il posters.


With that kind of expression, you know he's got no pants or boxers.


And the Internet (TM), trusted source of real and reliable information about spooks and ghosts and haunted towns, gives our good Husband-of-the-Protagonist all the information he needs. Of course, they could have made this a lot more believable if the cursor changed with a Javascript applet and it had some scary midi music to go with it.


Feel special: This is one of the few times the scenery actually looks like something from the game.


Useless character that ruins the whole alone feeling of the series count: #2


Another area taken from the games. Not a bad idea, actually, but for a while there, I thought it said MANWICH school and I got kinda hungry. Note that I never got to go to a cool fancy elementary school like this, all I remember about elementary school is crapping my pants in the 1st grade.


Useless character that ruins the whole alone feeling of the series count: #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12.


#17, #18, #19, #20, #21, #22, #23, #24, #25, #26, #27, #28, #29, #30, #31, #32, #33, #34


Because the cameraman figured out how to remove the "TOO FREAKING BRIGHT" camera setting.


Wow, 75% through the trailer and we're not even seeing anything really scary yet. Since when has a hand that looks like it's covered in jello count as scary?

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