Comments on the MGS:4 Trailer

You too can shoot a gun in one hand and use a knife in the other if YOU were as cool as he was! Forget the basic rule of why a rifle has two handgrips, he can fire this puppy off and knife whatever gets past it. Man, he's more like McGuyver like I ever thought Solid Snake could be.



Yep, he smokes. After seeing that, I was so offended, I called up my pastor at 1am and asked him if I was a sinner for watching a virtual guy smoke. He said no, I was a sinner for calling him at 1 AM and I was going straight to hell. I cried for 30 minutes.



As I see from most of the video, he seems to be fighting cyborgs instead of Commies. Fact: Cyborgs are like Russians, except they drink less Vodka and don't wear fur.



He uses drugs, too, for some insinuated disease. The Fire Department dog at school told me drugs weren't cool.



HE CAN'T SEE SHIT CAPTAIN. Maybe if he uncovered his other eye, he might be able to see better. That's just me.



Ever notice how basically all MGS main characters have a bandanna or other kinds of badass apparel? And if so, does this mean if I put on this "You're a Birthday Boy at Chucky Cheese!" bandanna, could I kick ass? Or would I be laughed at again?



Typical geeky sidekick on the screen talking to our main character. Believe it or not, he comments on the main character's smoking. Apparently, men in glasses over mysterious cyborg lines are worried about lung health. Are you?

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