Comments on the MGS:4 Trailer

A zoomed in gun. Whoop-de-freakin-do. By this time, I was seriously convinced I was watching Killzone. Why am I picking on Killzone? Because picking on Sony is fun! In any case, he fires off some rounds, runs around like a complete tard... and then



BAM! Say hello to Daddy's hand! All of a sudden, the whole movie turns third person, and Mr. Cool Mullet Guy of the Game pops out and snaps this guy's neck. It's such a great transition, from a crappy FPS to awesome MGS. Night and Day. Like going from watching "Degrassi" to "Battle Royale". Yes.



And throught the room, everyone was like "HELL YES". More Killzone remarks were made. Sony began to cry. What a pussy. Let's give him a swirlie after class.



You'll notice one thing right off the bat. Mr. Cool MGS man has... a Mullet. Apparently, Hideo Kojima has a fetish for mullets or something. Whatever it is, I'm somewhat wierded out.

As well, this picture alone fufills ALL of my requirements above. In one picture. Man, am I good.




Note the techy eyepatch. Because apparently when you lose your eyes in the future (Or whenever this is supposed to be), putting a normal eyepatch over it isn't cool anymore. You have to put this bliny POS over it. Kinda like how some fat girls have belly-rings: It makes it worse. Hell, I half expected his eyepatch to like have a button that tells stocks or something.

(Note: To be fair, he can see through it, it's some sort of screen shit. Whatever.)

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