Murder and its practical uses on G4

The next thing that came on was Street Fury.

Street Fury has nothing to do with videogames. It's basically just some black guy (no offence if you're black, but this guy was pretty annoying. You're probably not) going to cars and going "OHHHHHHH [BLEEP] LOOK AT THAT. AND LOOK AT DAT ASS MAN GET UP IN THAT CAMERAGUYYYY. BOIII." He also frequently put his hand over his mouth and leaned backwards a lot, as a black guy trying to be a stereotypical black guy. This might sound stupid, but he seemed like he was just TRYING to be as black as possible, and I think he might not be. I wouldn't be surprised if the camera is off and he goes 'Get me a spot of tea chap' and when it comes on he'll say stuff like "HELLZ YEA BOII LET ME GET UP IN THAT!!!"

So Basically Street Fury is some black guy going up to cars and goggling at the wheels, then going up to random girls in bikini like items and making them shake their ass while he goes "OHHHHHHH SNAPP"

Stay away from any shows containing cars, women, and a black guy cause it won't fulfill your wildest gaming dreams. Much less any dreams cause all the girls are usually ass ugly.

Next show that game on was VideoGame Vixens.

This show is good for perverts who like to jack off to videogame characters, and now they have a showcase of them and they can see who wins. It's basically a contest for the 'hottest' videogame girl in a game. The winner (TINA from DOA 3 or something) gets to be happy as a winner... Whatever I KNOW the point isnt trying to figure out who wins. The reason they made this show is for kids with no lives and Kirk to look at hot videogame characters and go "wowee" at how big her boobs are.

It's good for people who like big boobies and imagining them without the pixels covering up their naughty parts.

In other words Me and Kirk. (More Kirk)

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