How to be cool on the Internet

STEP 4: FLAME EVERYBODY

Find enemies. For some reason, people will respect you more if you make fun of them. For example, post a picture like this in your signature:



Mean? Yes. Offensive? Hell yes. But for some reason, that means you're cool. Also, be sure to pick on the following groups:

- Fanboys
- Minorities
- Cripples
- Flamers
- Geeks
- Freaks
- Goths
- Emos
- Punks
- Furries
- Guros
- Lolikon
- "Otakus"
- DDR Fanatics
- Ugly people
- Pretty people
- Whores
- Women in general
- Men in general
- Religous people
- People who are NOT religous
- Dead people
- Living people
- Basically everybody

STEP 5: REAP THE REWARDS

Now you're cool! From now on, always wear dark sunglasses, even in the house. Refuse to go by anything but your internet name. Always talk about your shitty Honda Accord. Flame good sites like SomethingAwful because they made fun of how you try to be cool. Hit on internet girls because they "Look good in this blurry picture!". Jack off to your own sense of self accomplishment. Enjoy.

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