New System Fanboys. They Suck.

You can have the most powerful gaming console out there, and it'll do you nothing if you have the complete set of the "My Little Pony" Games. Quite frankly, the Playstation is usually known for its vast game library. Personally, the Xbox has some good games and I'll admit that. However, the majority of Xbox games are either:

1) Sports Games (Which I hate. It's not enough that I don't play sports outside, I don't even play sports virtually)
2) Games on all the other consoles.

People say that Splinter Cell and GTA are the best games on Xbox, well they're also on the PS2. Yes, each game has "Super Secret Stuff." Seriously, if you buy a game for super secret stuff, you're an idiot. I buy a game for its gameplay, and if the levels are the same on both consoles I see no reason why I wouldn't buy either one and get the same exact result.

Right, now back to PS3 Fanboys. Basically, I've had people go crazy over the PS3 cause of it's, according to all of the gangsters in my school, 'super pimp.' Now, I don't know about ANY console being pimp, as I've rarely heard of the PS2 going on a nighttime stroll and doing all of the fine Female PS2s with it's CD tray and Memory Card and Controller Ports, but NOTHING that is inaminate is pimp. Anyway, they like the design for the PS3. I will admit, it does look kind of cool. But then I pointed out the controller. They TOTALLY blanked out and I had to log onto the forums and show them a picture. They thought I was kidding because it was so ridiculous and then they kicked me in the shin. (If you can't find out, I'm not very well liked at my school. Who cares.)

The controller is definetely the PS3's weakness. When you look at it, it looks like it'd be incredibly uncomfortable to hold and harder to operate. The GameCube Controller made me feel almost the same way, but the GC controllers turned out to be okay. However, the GC Controllers didn't look like Richard Simmons was the head of design for it. Anyway, if the PS3 can have it's controllers remodeled into:

1) Yet again, the original PS1 controller as it's almost perfection in itself (My Opinion. Deal with it)
2) Something smaller and not so much boomerange shaped. Something that I cover 3/4 with my hand. Not something I can stick in my mouth and pretend I'm a walrus with. (Not that I regularly stick console controllers into my mouth.)


End of Rant. If you don't like it comlain about me on the forums. My summer's been going slow I need some excitement.

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