Good Lord 3: Doukyusei 2

I assume you work for the mob or something, because you have 5000 yen in your pocket:

But that's okay, because 5000 yen is the equivelant of something you throw at people off rooftops. Literally, that's not much cash at all for a young mobster. 100,000 Yen would get me started off on this game quite nicely. Maybe I'll go beat up some random women in the game for money.

Back to the fiend. Apparently, you're given these choices:

Remember when I explained that I'm a lazy gaijin and refuse to translate anything I don't have to? Well, here's this case again. Instead of finding out what each Kanji character meant, I just made shit up:




Okay, so a little while and a turbo button later, I encounter some chicks. Not hot chicks, which goes synonymously with basically all dating sims, but these cutesy ugly things that should be shot:

Frankly, the only girl that looked like she wasnt jailbait in this game was the mother, and that's saying something:



Thinking about this game, I think I'm gonna go exorcise my PC for even writing this review on it. This game is not even a decent dating simulation, and more of like a stupid walkthrough POS with nothing good going for it. But, I have to give it one good mark: It even has your stereotypical Dating Sim gamer in it!:

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