Good Lord 2: Tokimeki Memorial

What exactly does that mean? Well, I'd say it means he's a queer, but that's not exactly true. Apparently, he's just a little off balance. I guess in Japan it's okay to become obsessive about things like that and do nothing else, but I think a REAL dating sim should have stats like:

Caffiene Level (You need it to seem energetic to girls)
Sex Drive (It goes up every time you sit around talking, and you have the "Whack off" ability to get rid of it. If you don't, you'll get a hard-on in class and the game ends)
Ability to speak rationally- This one goes for me especially. If you exercise too much, or if you don't talk to people for an extended period of time, you will lose the ability to make decisions and your character will always pick the worst option for you.
Bathroom Level If you don't go the bathroom enough, you'll make a mess in your pants, and all your relationship levels will go into the red.

See? I could make a decent dating sim. I mean, no-one would buy it because I'd fill it with useless minigames you have to finish like "Dodge the angry abusive stepfather!" and "Shoot the jittery squirrel with the BB Gun!".

Overall, if I had to REVIEW this game, I might give it 4 mushrooms. I mean, its fun to play around with, but that's because I love the Dating Sim theory in itself. But that doesnt excuse this from being really, really wierd. Now excuse me, my "Literature" block is done, its now time to go do "Exercise".

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