Dead or Alive 3

I only need to post some pictures of this game to explain how much I love this game.





Got it yet? This game is BONERFIED. I mean, when you play this game, you can't help but wanting to go to japan and just do one big mass orgy with a bunch of DOA3 cosplayers. Its that hot.

And this time, we geeks can say love for some image on the screen actually is no worse than the things in real life, being as this looks JUST LIKE IT. Unlike the "Boob Bounce Modifier" in DOA2 where all the breasts reacted like Jello, I can guarantee you now that we have realistic breast physics. In fact, I'm 99.9% sure that the breast physics in this game are spot on technical diaries of knowledge of the bouncing of the breast. I actually have found out how it works:



See? I dare any of you to contest my wonderful diagram. It shows exactly the gameplay of DOA3. And hell, if they bounce around enough, it'll be like a multihit combo to my libido.

Oh, about the gameplay? Hell if I know. I just know that this game is one hell of a guy-party game. I'll invite 3 friends over, and we'll do nothing but chick fights on DOA3. Because that's what its made for.

I give this game a Perfect score. My libido gives this a perfect score. GOD gives this a perfect score.

Oh, one more picture. Because its hot.

5 star(s) out of 5

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