JFK Reloaded

Jack Thompson, Hillary Clinton and the ESRB, you're focusing in on the wrong community. See, Rockstar and all of those "Evil" companies really have no clue what the hell they're doing. They don't know HOW to make a offensive game. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is like freaking Sesame Street. Let's look at a game that REALLY deserves some heat (And it got it):

JFK Reloaded.

Taking the whole JFK sniper thing to a whole new level, this game puts you in the shoes of the Sniper (Lee Harvey Oswald?) as you snipe out the President and his caravan going down the streets of Dallas, Texas. Talk about offensive.



But it's funner than hell. I'm sorry, but nothing's more fun than causing havok, and this definately teaches you how. A simple shot to JFK's head, while efficient, sends the whole caravan packing. Obviously, the FBI hit the gas pedal and get the hell out of there.

Now, if you're smart, you'll quickly learn that causing adolescent mayhem is more profitable. For example, shooting out the lead car's driver causes it to careen into the motorcycles, causing a big train of explosions as JFK crashes to his doom, along with 30 other Secret Service agents. While the game subtracts points for this kind of killing, it still is interesting to view this as an experiment in causing hell.



JFK Reloaded went through some issues and now can only be downloaded as Abandonware. Actually, it's rare to even see this game online at all. Many, many reviews sites (Not Gametrash!) decided to purposely not review this game, as well as many public attacks, including JFK's brother, calling this game "Despicable".

While Gametrash officially has no stance on this, this game is still amusing in it's own kind of way. The only way to get a perfect score with this game is to perfectly emulate Lee Harvey Oswald's shots to the inch. While this is very unique, this is definately not for people who would generally be defined as "Touchy".

At the end of the day, being as this game is FREE, it's a fun diversion. However, this is definately not a game to play on a laptop in, say, American History class.

5 star(s) out of 5

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