Graffiti Kingdom

Graffiti Kingdom could have been a good idea for a game, if they actually made the game interesting. It is a poorly made platformer with horrible controls and a crappy story. If you guys see this at a store, burn it.

The story is about some kid who awakens some devil using some drawing wand. The devil or whatever takes over his parent’s kingdom. So it is up to him to save the kingdom. How many times have we seen a concept like this? They could have at least made it a little more interesting.

First off the graphics look like they were made for a PS1. Very polygonal, bad textures, and the worst lip sync imaginable. The enemies look like an 8-year-old made them up. Luckily you get to create your characters forms. Problem is that the sucky controls make it hard to create a decent looking character. So you end up with a one legged blob that attacks with a stick coming out of his body.

The sound in this game is crap. Almost all the music has the crappy midi style music (not like Nintendo’s way of midi music, more on the lines of something you can create in two minutes.) The voice acting sticks out like a sore thumb. Everyone sounds like a moron, or sound like they are reading a script. Also it would help if you don’t get a female voice actress using a female voice for a boy character.



The controls suck. Sometimes you can feel a button lag and other times you don’t, but I could never figure what made it lag. Other times I try to attack and run but it would only do one of those two. Meaning the character would either jump or attack when I want him to do both.

Playing this game was hell for me. I felt some of my soul (what ever is left after band) died. Do not make eye contact on this game; it would only lead to horrors.

0 star(s) out of 5

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