Terra World Online

What happens when a bunch of people using Macromedia Director get together and get the concept that they can make an RPG that's good? You get Terra World Online, a myraid mix of s*** mixed into one game.

Terra World Online is hard to describe, so I'll do it quickly. They CLAIM that it is a mix between the Legend of Zelda and Final Fantasy 6. I would present to you it is a mix of s***ty freeware sprite games and a DOS RPG that no-one liked. And I'm being nice in this: A lot of people wouldnt even review this game it's so bad.

First of all, the game's presentation is absolutely horrible. Shitty MIDI music plays while you're presented to graphics someone came up with (seemingly) using Microsoft Paint. Everything looks like it was tiled (Because it was), and nothing ever reacts coreectly, making it very difficult to get anywhere. Actually, two minutes into the game, I got "Stuck" and ended up having to make a new game. You think I'm kidding. Plus, the game tries to fake this stupidass Chibi Anime look, which is like pouring acid onto an already opened wound.



Then, let's talk about the battle system for a second. First off, get used to the laggy "Death" thing, where you just get warped back to some stupid area. Wohoo! You'll be dying so much, you rarely if ever will kill ANYTHING. Sucks? TOO BAD! All your character does is swing a dumbass (nonexistant) weapon. A little bar in the corner allows you to wait and "Charge up", but... who gives a s***? Oh, don't forget, if you even get a space NEAR an enemy, you take damage, no matter which way it heads, so just be accustomed to kamikaze style fighting. Oh, and for those of you curious, you can't playerkill. Just get accustomed to the randomly spawning seemingly slow enemies.

Now let's talk about the people playing this game. Ever wanted to play a game that felt like you were talking to dumbass furries? This is your game. Everyone on here subscribes to the stupid "^^ KAWAII~~~~~" kinda theory, meaning no-one is fun. Plus, to find out any info on anyone, you have to go find them, click their profile, and see what they wrote. In mine, I just put "PENIS PENIS PENIS", because it's about as intelligent as any of the other profiles you'll run across.



Overall, one word wraps this whole game up nicely: SUCKS. Believe it or not, this game is in its 6.9th creation, which begs the question: Why did they continue at all? Then, to wrap it all up nicely, they beg for money, EVERYWHERE. In the game itself. On the webpage. YOu can pay (real) money to buy equipment! You can pay (real) money to advertise on the game (Hell no)! Over my dead body. Sorry, but some s***ty Macromedia Director game running on stupid sprite graphics with a bad battle system and s***ty players isnt worth one more minute of my time.

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