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Dennis The Menace(SNES) (Unknown) (Adventure) |
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Oh Boy!
Ok, first of all, I was a little ashamed when I saw this name on the ROM list...i'll tell you why..Ok when I was a kid, I owned a Super Nintendo, with about 60 games to go with it, although long story short, I remember trading my SNES game "Zombies Ate My Neighbours" for this piece of trash game "Dennis The Menace" PLEASE DON'T YELL AT ME, I was only a stupid 10 year old. =(
But anyways... onto the review...  This game, could possibly be one of the crappiest games ever made, first of all, there's no storyline to the game, you basically just start off in "Mr.Wilsons" house, with a watergun and Slingshot, while random crap is flying at you, such as bowling balls, and cats. When you actually shoot the things with the slingshots, nope don't expect blood to come, instead, expect magical stars to come out of the cats  But other than that, all you really do is walk around the house, not knowing what to do at all, since there's no story line.  Though, I think i've just figured out the point of the game! while I was playing, I noticed there were coins scattered throughout the level, so I put 2 and 2 together, and came up that the objective to the game, is to ROB Mr.Wilson! yes it's true! look for yourself!  While trying to rob Mr. Wilson, I came across alot of his evil enemys! such as his cats, man oh man, does Mr. Wilson love his cats, I swear he has about 50 cats, so....I killed them all! BWAHAHAHA, Mr. Wilson is so pissed off  But in reality, this game is absolutly horrible, the graphics suck, the music sucks, EVERYTHING SUCKS. Dennis the menace should be shot. To make this game a little better, they should have made it like "Dennis The Menace: Killing Spree" it would basically be a game, where you run around his school on a killing rampage, ohh, Mr. Smith gave me a C- in math, TIME TO DIE! level 2 would probably be like, going into Mr. Wilson's house, raping Mrs. Wilson, Killing her, and then sticking laxitives in Mr. Wilsons Coffee, then while he's in the washroom, shoot him in the head. Gee, I have a sick mind dont I?
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