BinGuo 75

SUPER LUCKY ACTION!!!! LOVE LOVE FIGHT ON!!!!

Okay, I'll stop. BinGuo 75 (if you havent guessed it out yet, its Bingo 75) is, if I'm not mistaken, a "Great" game from China. Essentially, this thing was being sold as a big cart pack along with a few other games. This was the worst cart in history.

First off, its a d*** slots game. No, its not a minigame. Thats what you do: Play the slots. Excuse me, the SUPAA SLOT FUN TIME GOOD GAME SEXY!!!!



Yep. That's it. A s***ty slot machine. All you do is sit there, hit A to load coins in the slot, hit START to make the thing spin, hit select to hold. Its nothing more complex than say a Mario Minigame, but its still not fun. Being as there is no real easy way to play this game, it sucks.

Okay, now for the more entertaining part of this game- the "Double Up" feature.



If you win lots of BIG MONEY CASH!!! In this game, you'll get the opportunity to DOUBLE UP!!!!!- which essentially means you have the opportunity to guess between the A and B button, and if you get it right, you DOUBLE UP LOVE LOVE BIG GAME OKAY!!!!!.

And now comes for the biggest kicker. This obviously was made by the Japanese, because when you win the double up (When you get four correct guesses in a row, which essentially means that you used a NES Emulator's savestates to always win), you get a picture:



Its a schoolgirl. A very ugly, brown haired schoolgirl. This is confusing, because:
A. I've never seen a japanese schoolgirl uniform with a bright blue skirt. In fact, I've never seen a schoolgirl uniform from japan. Sucks.
B. JAPANESE PEOPLE DON'T HAVE BROWN HAIR
C. Japan never really has "Liked" China. Lets put it this way: Japan and China have been fighting like the Hatfields and McCoys for like.. a long time. Thats why Japanese is hard to learn: they just stole all of China's letters to add to their own. In China's defence, however, China always tended to kick Japan's ass back, so....

In any case, you won't have much SUPER LUCKY FUN TIME!!! with this game. In fact, this game made me want to go and beat the crap out of the company who made it (Who is probably dead if this is one of their better creations). In any case, I give this game the mushroom. I'm a pervert, but getting a very ugly girl as a reward isnt even MY thing.

SUPER DISSAPOINTING GAME LOVE LOVE BAD TIME!!

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