Michael Jackson Case, the Game!

Throught the level, you jump over tables, barstools, and using "Magic Dust" and "Jesus Juice" to fend off evil police as you jump and open random doors and windows looking for little kids. Of course, once your Kiddy-meter is empty (and you found em all), then a magical monkey appears, represented by Jackson's attorney. Of course, throught the game, Jackson's attorney will get in your way, trying to keep you from the kiddies:



But, at the end, you always get the kiddies.



Of course, at the very end of the level, your lawyer pops out and directs you to the nearest hidey-place. This, of course, is nice, but it's hard to listen to a lawyer that sits on your head in overalls.



Through the game, you go to such SEXY and SCANDALOUS locations as the back of an alley where you get kids in cars, a graveyard for you necrophiliacs, among other things.

If I had to rate this game, I'd give it an ALLEGED 5 mushrooms. Not only is the game bad, but I kept being harassed by the "CNN" enemy and the "SUPRISE WITNESS" minilevels.

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