Having fun with Search Keywords

Every day or so, I look at the primary search keywords people use to find our site. It's fun, easy, somewhat awesome, and just plain out entertaining. Let's look at some of the most popular keywords that people use to hit this site. These are in order of the times I see them, not so much actual use, because "GunZ" gets us up to 50 new hits a day.

#1: "GunZ"
This makes me want to write a tutorial or some sort of Wiki for GunZ, because no-one else has. Then I realize that'd take away from the reviews and s***, and I slap myself. I may, however, write a few simplistic tutorials, because I do enjoy the game, and it'd be fun to kinda pretend I'm an oldbie when I suck at the game.

#2: "aim screenames"
I don't know, don't ask me.

#3: "download 5 new halo 2 maps"
Uhh.... kay?

#4: "20 dallor cellphones.com"
I don't have a freaking clue why someone would want a 20 dallor cellphone, nor do I know what the hell a dallor is. The site doesnt exist. Oh, and to rub it in this searcher's face, I actually got my cell phone for $5. Ignoring the fact that it looks like s*** and basically uses power sitting around (It also has a recall warning for overheating and catching fire to your man-bits), It works.

#5: "www.numa-numa-dance.com"
Damn newgrounds people.

#6: "girls taking a s***"
....

#7: "johnny is s***"
....

#8: "final 0.000000antasy 0awn ouls two walk through"
I'm not 0.0000000sure if this guy knows how search engines work.

Page 1    Page 2    Page 3