Oh man, im stoked, I mean I thought my dick was small, until I took these strange pills from Germany, I have no dick! I finally fullfilled my life long dream! TO WIPE THIS MEME OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! *shoots himself*
What's amusing about ads like this is that people actually believe taking some sort of steroid will increase your penis size. What's even more depressing is that most steroids (especially those used to "bulk up") tends to shrink your testicles.
I heard that taking pills to enlarge your janks is just like trying to take pills to enlarge your nose. Steroids tends to make a man's voice higher and chest boobier.
My dong? Not even six. More like five and a half, which incidentally is what my height is. Sigh. All this talk on Valentine's Day?
Jessica wrote: Oh, and steroids deepen the voice of females and makes them flatter chested. Creepy.
Sounds like how that disease that makes men dumber, less attricative, and slower response times meanwhile makes women more outgoing, more attractive, and smarter/
America: taking down any threat, no matter how small.
Holy ****, Steroid switches genders... We must now sell steroids to men who want to be woman and vice versa. The name for our new product? Gender Bender, hur hur hur.
