Jamison's Fake Predictions for 2006

After reading Kirks predictions, and thousands from other sites, I have decided to make my own. This won't be normal predictions though. This will be predictions that will most likely never happen, have nothing to deal with games maybe, and something else.

1. The Xbox 360 will get Halo 3 early 2006.

2. The iRiver will be succesful

3. Asheron's Call 2 will go back online. Even though they already did the apocolypse.


4. Square Enix will release FFXIII and fails, so the company splits again, and Square Soft will rise again.

5. Jesus will give everyone $5

6. I will buy a Xbox 360

7. When Asheron's Call 2 comes back to life, it'll be a Halo FPS rip off


8. The redising DS will be based of Atlus's mock up before they could get the hardware

9. Barnes and Nobles will change its name to "The Book Store and Stuff"

10. G4 will go back the way they were, back when it was called TV 4 Gamers


11. Hitler will come back as a zombie to rule Germany again, only to have his head cut off by the first civillian he sees, a 8 year old.


12. This song will be #1 in charts for 2 months.
http://www.liorana.dkserver.dk/Music/PRAA.html

13. Red vs Blue will finally be viewable on TV, sadly the channel will be G4

14. Kirk will get married with some asian chick

15. Jesus will take his $5 back


16.People from PEru will start worshipping the 3rd Colossus from Shadow of the Colossus as a god, because they saw some cave painting which is fake.


17. Dungeons and Dragons Online will fail.

18. World of Warcraft will have 9 million users by the end of the year.

19. This kid will discover the cure for cancer


20. Gametrash.com will go to the moon to advertise, because we never bother advertising on the internet. Also the moon is bigger.

There you have it. If any of these come true, slap yourself and duck for cover. It could be the sign of the end of the world, or you are about to step in dog crap.