The Gametrash Family: 2

The last time on The Gametrash Family, Taylor busted a computer, and Kirk got a job. Paul just sat around and had homosexual dreams. So, the continuation of the story.


Kirk got fired. Calling a co-worker a "Cumslut", singing the "Mr Bucket" theme, and waving his genatalia in her face is not the way to happily facilitate a safe work environment. But, for the sake of fun.

I'm Mr. Bucket toss your balls in my top,
I'm Mr. Bucket out of my mouth they will pop,
I'm Mr. Bucket, wantin to run,
Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!

Mr. Bucket, balls come out of my mouth
Mr. Bucket, a ball are what I'm about,
I'm Mr. Bucket, wantin to run,
I'm Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!


Kirk spends the rest of the day thinking about people who have sex with stuffed animals.


Another great conversation. Taylor keeps trying to convince Kirk old systems are great.


THE NEXT DAY




Who the hell knocked over our trash can? A d*** zombie?

Yes, a family of zombies decided to come live on the internet. What the hell.



Son of a bitch, there goes the neighborhood.


Taylor tells the zombie he better leave. Paul doesnt take kindly to Zombies.


Then Kirk comes and just like screws up the whole converstion. The last time I was about to get laid. Man, this whole "I'm just taking out this frozen dinner box" s*** doesnt cut it. Go inside. No, even better, go kill yourself or something. All you do is sit there and think of disgusting s*** no-one wants to hear. Get killed.


So where was Paul in all of this?




YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN YOU SON OF A BITCH ZOMBIE!

Paul had apparently been driving to the Home Depot to get the discount anti-zombie kit. This included a fence, a big metal door, and one disallusioned, partially stoned Community College student that is fascinated with Rob Zombie.



It was inevitably decided Mr. Zombie could live in the "Glass House". Basically, a 3x3 room with windows. Another great purchase from Home Depot. Seriously, I don't know what his fetish is with it.


After a while, it was also decided to leave him in there. I mean, who wants a zombie in the neighborhood?


Kirk left him a teddy bear, though. You know. For sex.


Eventually, the Zombie died (?). Kirk bitched. "How the hell are we going to get him out of there? I'm sorry, but I'm not smelling decaying Zombie s*** for like the next two weeks. Isnt going to happen. Plus, he has my favorite stuffed animal in there."


So at the end of the day, they all built a door to the hell-hole and buried the body near the lake backyard.

"Okay, if any of you talk of this, I will seriously delete your savegames. No, I'm not kidding. Even that 100% Gran Turismo savegame it took you a year and three Polynesian slaves to beat. I'm not kidding."



NEXT EPISODE:
- Stuff happens!
- They bulldoze the Glass House! HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION VIOLATIONNNNNNNNN
- Taylor joins a cult called the "Gary Busey" cult. Basically, they all get their normal teeth replaced with horse teeth, cut their hair in the worst style possible, and star in a host of movies no-one watches.