The Gametrash Family: 1

This is the story of three guys who live in the internet.



Left to right: Paul (SparkElectro) Gametrash, Kirk Gametrash, and Taylor (Ash_Link) Gametrash.

So one day these guys decide to live together for some reason. Not the gay reason. Kinda like the "Let's share the money and buy a big house then buy some hooker to clean it" idea except after they buy the house they run out of money and end up buying "Carilla", a 52 year old mexican housewife to clean the s*** off the toilet instead of a hooker. But it's all good.


So this is their house. It's got trees, water, two chimneys, plasma screen TVs, computers, a sauna, a library, a workout room, and even two bathrooms placed near each other so people can share the same water line but it's not gay.


The guys get on the computer. Paul is playing some endless MMORPG that he obsesses over the look of his character and his popularity on it. Kirk is just plain out jacking off. Taylor's computer crashed.


Paul is designated the manbitch, and proceeds to make cereal. Kirk makes crude remarks about the cereal. He wanted eggs.


The majority of Paul's day is spent peeing. He peed so much the yellow turned to red and he passed out for a while. Kirk and Taylor knew about it but didn't help because who the hell wants to touch Paul's dick? I rest my case.


The majority of Kirk's day was spent practicing his O-face.


Taylor had sweet, sweet dreams about Kirk.


Then he got scared because that's really really gay so he watched some TV. He's actually proved you can wank to the X-files.


Taylor breaks the computer. That leaves us to two valuable porno machines as he tries to "Fix" it. People knowing the real Taylor know this is a daily occurance ("I just reformatted my computer for the 5,003,210th time today and it's running GREAT")


Paul lectures Taylor on the importance of not-breaking-the-mother-f***ing-computer.


Taylor 'splodes as he tries to fix the computer. Paul eventually fixes it, but not before Taylor is burnt to a nice, silicon-smelling crisp. He was never allowed to touch someone else's computer ever again.


After that, they made up and made Grilled Cheese sandwiches. Note: My character wasn't around for this faggotry, he was working as a politician.


And at the end of the day, hardworking... me decided to chat with the womens, just like in real life, while everyone else slept. This had nothing to do with who they would find out their neigbors were......



Stay tuned to this website for more of this stupid childish Sims bulls***!