Some lawyers deserve to be shot.

When I say 'some lawyers' I mean ONE crack laywer named Jack Thompson. If you haven't heard of him, he's this lawyer who is constantly going all psycho crazy on video games and why they are bad and terrible and deserve to be discontinued just because he probably lost a heated game of Pac-Man when he was a child.

Anyway, If you haven't heard of this i GTA: San Andres there is a certain 'mini-game' in it. You have to jump through quite a few hoops to get it, meaning it's CRAZY HARD to do but if you can do it you get a 'sex game' apparently.

Jack Thompson thinks The Sims 2 is much much worse than any sex game. Why you might ask?
Well he says that the Life Simulation Program 'Helps Pedophiles Practice'.

Yes, the ass says it helps pedophiles practice their business. I don't know what kind of command in the Sims 2 says 'Invite Small Child to Car' and then 'Invite Small Child to WooHoo'

They don't even use the word sex, they use the word woohoo.

AND KIDS CANT EVEN HAVE WOOHOO.
Teenagers aren't allowed to woohoo in the sims 2, which means his accusation is entirely bullcrap. A grown man CANT invite a child to do woohoo, Im not even sure there is a 'invite ANYONE to car' and I highly doubt even if kids WERE allowed to have woohoo, there'd be a rape function in the game.

The Sims 2 worse than GTA sex game?
Only if your Jack Thompson.

I'm pretty sure pedophiles never even thought of using the sims 2 as training, but now that he said it pedophiles around the nation just gotta see if its true. They HAVE to see if they can practice their pedophile actions on the sims 2 and then imitate in real life.

So now he's STARTED a pedophile craze in which pedophiles keep trying to have woohoo with small children in the sims 2. It's all his fault. He started it, HE should get blamed.

Oh, and as well I quote something said by Hillary Clinton:

"We need to treat violent video games like we treat tobacco and alcohol."

Cause alcohol and tobacco are banned from THIS country. Oh wait, I forgot. THEIR ADVERTISED EVERYWHERE USING CRAZY SEX APPEAL.

Mario has violence, you kill goombas. Imagine a mario commercial with a half naked lady dancing around holding the box to Mario and staring at it with lust.

It doesn't work.
What about the poor little dots in pacman? Imagine pac-man pimping it up with all the ms. pac-mans. It just doesn't work.

By all means, DONT treat violent videogames like tobacco and alcohol, I don't wanna see 'Please Play Responsibly' or any Truth commercials on how violent videogames give you eye cancer or some bullcrap like that.

This is my theory on violent videogames.
They CAN cause children to do violent things if you start them off with, lets say, GTA.

If you start a child off with GTA, he has no idea its not real. Start him off with Mario, chances are he won't be looking for any goombas to squash.

Start him off with a Gamecube game, then have him work his way up. That way he's not stupid enough to believe that killing the cop gets you 5000 points. (I haven't played GTA, so just deal with it bastards)

Anyway, I'm gonna go play The Sims 2 and...practice...