Good Lord Special:Boonga Boonga

This one really belongs. Take a look.



YEAH.

Before I start getting banned or hated again, it is NOT a butt sex simulator. Damn close, but not quite.

What happens is that you choose a "victim", take the controller (which is shaped like a hand with a finger pointing) and you jab it as hard as you can into the butt in front of you. Then you watch your victim wince, grunt, moan (or sigh if you get the finger up high enough) via the screen.

Victims include: ex-girlfriend, ex- boyfriend, school teacher, and basically anyone else you could want to jam your finger up thier rear.

There are two messages, one above the screen, one below the butt, which reads, and I quote, "HAVE A FUN!" God, I love Engrish. There are also poorly translated instructions, and the machine prints out a summary of all the stabbin' action you've crammed in once you're exhausted (or done).

Something this perverted could only come from Japan, even though over there the finger really isn't a finger, and there are no pants. Just kidding.

Kids, this is why we dropped two nukes on Japan.